The BBC rang up on Friday asking if John would do a report for Big Toe. They had our phone number because he was on last year, when he did a report about Chinese New Year.  They must be very short of reporters to be phoning around!

This time round he did a report on scuba diving, which he actually did a while ago, but he pretended that it was recent.  A very good account, well written and well read.

You can listen to it for the next few days from the BBC Listen Again player.  It was Saturday's Big Toe.